Variety Pack
$21.00
Quantity
1
Pack Size
😋 Your weekly dose of weirdly good
📦 Delivered to your door
🕹️ Skip, pause or cancel anytime
Details
Create your own duo. Pick any two flavours and we will split the pack evenly, either three bottles of each (6-pack) or six bottles of each (12-pack). Bright citrus Sunshine, bold Blueberry Blend, tropical escape or crisp classic Apple - mix and match to suit your mood.
Ingredients
Cold-pressed
No BS ingredient
Zero waste
Great Taste
Affordable AF
Natural Juice
Cold-pressed
No BS ingredient
Zero waste
Great Taste
Affordable AF
Natural Juice
Cold-pressed
No BS ingredient
Zero waste
Great Taste
Affordable AF
Natural Juice
Cold-pressed
No BS ingredient
Zero waste
Great Taste
Affordable AF
Natural Juice
How it Works
Take Your Pick
Choose the bold blend that speaks to your weird and wonderful side
1
We'll Rescue & Press
We swoop in to save imperfect produce and cold-press it into juicy goodness—no junk, just the real stuff.
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Enjoy Your Quirkies
Crack it open, sip the freshness, and feel good knowing you just saved a snack from the landfill.
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How it Works
Take Your Pick
Choose the bold blend that speaks to your weird and wonderful side
1
We'll Rescue & Press
We swoop in to save imperfect produce and cold-press it into juicy goodness—no junk, just the real stuff.
2
Enjoy Your Quirkies
Crack it open, sip the freshness, and feel good knowing you just saved a snack from the landfill.
3
we're just built different
No Added Sugar
No Artificial BS
Uses Upcycled Produce
Great for the planet
~$2.50
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$3.50
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~$7.50
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see what they're sippin'
got questions? we have answers
🍹 About the Juice
What makes Quirkies different from other juices?
Cold-pressed from rescued produce.
Zero concentrate | Zero added sugar | Zero bullsip
We’re not here to compete with the juice aisle mafia or the price gouging wrapped in wellness beverages. We’re here to shake it up.
How long does the juice last?
Unopened and chilled: up to 6 months.
Opened: best enjoyed same day.
We don’t use heat or preservatives, so freshness is locked in naturally. Just don’t let it hang out on your windowsill for a week.
Is Quirkies vegan?
100%. No animal products. Just fruit, veg, and good energy.
What size are the bottles?
300ml of bold, beautiful juice.
Single-serve. Just enough to hit the spot.
How many flavours do you have?
We’re launching with two powerhouses.
Why just two? Because we’re building this from the ground up - and real juice takes real work.
More freshly squeezed rescues are on the way: tropical, green, beet-carrot... wink wink.
This isn’t mass market. This is juice with soul.
What if I have allergies?
We don’t use nuts, dairy, gluten, or soy - but our facility may handle common allergens.
If you have severe allergies, it’s best to check with your doctor before sipping.
🔁 Subscription & Ordering
Why is it subscription-only?
Because selling a cold-pressed juice for $3.50 a bottle is really freaking hard.
To do that, we had to build deep partnerships across manufacturing, sourcing, logistics, and high-pressure processing — and we’re talking industrial-level stuff.
That model only works if we sell a lot of juice, regularly.
So we bet big.
Subscription lets us plan, reduce waste, and keep prices crazy low.
Don’t worry, though — there’s no contract, and you can cancel anytime. Try it, vibe with it,
How does the subscription work?
You pick your box, and we deliver it weekly.
You can skip weeks, pause when you’re away, or cancel when you’ve had enough (but who are we kidding?).
Just make sure to lock in changes before Tuesdays at 11:55pm ET / 8:55pm PT.
Can I try it before committing?
Yup. Your first box is risk-free. Skip, pause, or cancel anytime — no strings, no guilt trip.
Try it once, stay forever (we hope).
What’s your refund and cancellation policy?
Juice isn’t returnable (trust us, the post office doesn’t want it back).
But if something’s wrong, we’ll make it right. Just reach out and we’ll fix it.
Want to cancel? No problem. Just do it before Tuesday’s cutoff and you won’t be charged for the upcoming week.
🌍 Packaging & Sustainability
Why rPET plastic bottles? Isn’t glass or aluminum better?
Sure, glass sounds fancy. But rPET is lighter, more recyclable across Canada, and better for the planet when it comes to shipping emissions and energy use.
Plus, it’s safe for our high-pressure (HPP) process — glass would literally crack under the pressure.
rPET doesn’t shatter, keeps your juice sealed tight, and actually gets recycled more often than glass in Canada.
It’s not perfect, but it’s the best combo of safe, sustainable, and scalable we’ve got.
What about the shipping box and packaging?
Your box is fully recyclable, and no insulation is used — just cold chain logistics done right.
Simple, minimal, better for the planet.
Is all your produce Canadian?
Mostly.
We source from Canadian farms first — but sometimes we rescue imported fruit that’s already here and would otherwise go to waste.
We don’t import directly. But when food gets rejected at the border or passed over for cosmetic reasons, we give it a second shot.
Every dollar stays in Canada. That matters.
🧃 Bulk & Wholesale
Can I buy in bulk or wholesale?
Heck yes — if you’re a store, café, gym, or juice-curious human looking to stock up, hit us up at help@quirkies.ca.
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